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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

I have the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT that a man can ever receive. I just married?

a Mail Order Bride from Brazil. She cooks, cleans, and provides all of my sexual fantasies. The funny thing about the situation is that I work at Mcdonalds, drive a beat up station wagon and still have a good woman that takes good care of me. What do you guys think?

Update:

Hey if she divorces me I will be able to get another one that does the same thing easily. We both win at this game.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hahaha..that's not that funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    The best present for your "good woman that takes good care of you" is a divorce from an ungrateful underachiever.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not to judge, but your last statement is interesting ("we both win at this GAME"). Marraige is taken too lightly nowadays - why couldn't she just come over and do these things for you without getting married? (Again, I think you know the answer to this)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You actually have a mail order bride? That is kinda weird.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats a divorce just waiting to happen. Looks like she just wanted to become an american.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well getting married is a good Christmas present, but you ordered her, like some kind of packaged servant.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't like the idea much. But it's up to you whether it's a good or bad idea.

  • 1 decade ago

    dont worry about it the best christmas gift a man can ever get is your LOVE!~

  • 1 decade ago

    Hope you live happily ever after.

  • 1 decade ago

    I would like to hear your story after you wake up...

  • 1 decade ago

    Congrats but i,m sorry

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