Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Butcher joke, anyone?

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store..

And….

Her husband spoke English (Remember?)

What were you thinking?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    lol

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    he told the butcher that they wanted 2 pounds of pork sausages.

  • 1 decade ago

    What do you call a herd of cattle that masturbate? Beef strokin' off. What do you call a cow that had an abortion? De-calffinated.

  • 1 decade ago

    I knew he was English! He could get it easily!! However, if it were an ASIAN man...

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! thats a good one

  • 1 decade ago

    omg lol hilairously priceless

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol lol lol

    keep it up m8

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