adi asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

nice ones..?

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl*wjob?

A.) B*lowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjo*b.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?

A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A.) A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Update:

hey ppl..thnx for such a nice response...lol...ohk can u gimmi thumbs ups also ???lol..please

Update 2:

merry xmas to everyone

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Oh LOL :)))))))Thanks this was what I need today. Everything was a bad news. I finally laugh, my God I'm smiling because of you

    thank you

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO...Just when I thought my day was the sh!ttiest...So glad I seen this one and at the right time Thanx for bringing the humour back to me.Happy Hplidays

    And yes I made sure i gave you thumbs up

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    1 decade ago

    This are so funny hehehehe

  • 1 decade ago

    omg lol hilariously priceless

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny i laughed

  • 1 decade ago

    LMFAO! That's some funny sh it, my friend! :D Thanks for the laugh! Merry Christmas!

  • 1 decade ago

    wow you seriously need to get a life

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HO HO HO HO.. THAT'S 10/10 FOR YOU AND A MERRY XMAS

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