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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

john,God & the bike?

Little John came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little John was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. John's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little John, of course, thought he did.

John's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little John stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:

Dear God:

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

John

John knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:

Dear God:

This is your friend John.

I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you,

John.

John knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:

Dear God:

I know I haven't been a good boy this year.

I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you,

John

John knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

By now, John was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. John's mother thought her plan had worked because John looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

John walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

John began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:

I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hahahaha ROTFLMAO

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he might not get a red bike but a red behind after his mother finds out

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Might offend some but they should just get over themselves, good job.

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  • 1 decade ago

    nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    ahahahahahahhhahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you made me fall off my chair

  • 1 decade ago

    heehee

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg, this is really funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good one 9/10 please let me know if he got his bike

  • Luke M
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha lol

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