Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why do people think dolphins are clever?

One came into my shop yesterday. He gave me a ten pound note and I gave him change for a five and he never noticed.

Update:

S.H.I.T. The Tenner is a fake!!!! The clever git....

Update 2:

HELLO!!!! READ THE EXTRA BITS. IT'S A JOKE!!!!! HELLO AMERICA!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    It was prooved by scientists that they are very clever. They don't think that..they know that.

  • 4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much--the wheel, New York, wars and so on--while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man--for precisely the same reasons."

    -- Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Barney, have you noticed that a lot of people on here are not worthy of highbrow humor? Sarcasm escapes them? I would not doubt that someone, sooner or later, on here, accuses you of having a dolphin prejudice. Good story, thanks.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lame "0"

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, but if you have that £10 note checked, you will probably find it's forged.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats Y u got jipped! lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh that's so lame! Lame! Sorry!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    they are smarter than you i am guessing

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL

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