What should I get Jesus for Christmas?

Gloves, steel toe boots, a new hat, band-aids, protection for Mary Magdalene? Any suggestions?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    What a crowd stumper this question is.....Go with the protection idea for those crazy nights with Mary Magdalene.....That sounds like a gift that keeps on giving all year long!

  • 1 decade ago

    I will assume Jesus is your Mexican gardener?? Then give him the steel toe boots and a pair of gloves.

  • 1 decade ago

    Those are nice suggestions but I don't think he will need any of that since he is perfect. How about respect and put him first in everything you do and love and yourself

    Source(s): Church goer
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Exchange places with him at the cross.

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  • 1 decade ago

    How about an I-pod ? He probably doesn't have an I-pod yet. And some new shoes..

  • 1 decade ago

    Your heart

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    why dont you spread the word of the good news!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    love

  • buy him an a s s from jerusalem so he can ride around in heaven on it.

  • 1 decade ago

    NAILS AND A HAMMER, BUT THEN SAY DONT WORRY THEY AREN'T FOR YOU

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