Why did Santa decide to employ elfs (elves?) rather than dwarves?(dwarfs?)?

Has he got something against them?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No, of course not. It just makes more sense economically. Dwarves eat more. They'd need constant lunch breaks, whereas elves can go days at a time without eating. They're like camels.

    Santa didn't want to have to hire Snow White to cook for the dwarves. (Extra money)

    See, it's all about saving money and being frugal.

  • 1 decade ago

    He uses dwarves for the jewelry and other high-level stuff. Their talents would be wasted on cheap plastic toys.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cause elves are skinny and dwarfs are fat.....There can only be one FatMan in the North Pole!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    dwarves are mean spirited drunkards. Elves are cheerful dumb saps that are easily manipulated. Hope it helps!

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  • 1 decade ago

    He thought that 3 out of 7 dwarfs were sleepy, dopey, or grumpy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He's a BBBBIIIIGGGGOOOOTTTT!!!!

    No wonder I got that train set one year instead of a freaking Barbie Doll!

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