My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,?

Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've dicovered when I am in a good mood it turns green. When I am in a bad mood it leaves a big F@#*ing red mark on his forehead

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  • 1 decade ago
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    omg lol hilariously priceless!

  • 1 decade ago

    I posted that one ages ago .

    Female Hormones

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

    SAFER: What did I do wrong?

    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    13 Things PMS Stands For:

    1. Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid-Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect

    Pass this onto your girlfriends who might need a good laugh! Or men

    who

    need a warning! And remember: Money talks...chocolate sings.

    Another giggle... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought

    me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it

    turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his

    forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.

    Have some chocolate.

  • 1 decade ago

    then gave him back his mood ring and let him wear it and see his mood u might like it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol stop having mood swings!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Heard it before, but it's still funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha, that's definitely a feel good woman joke!

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO, that's freaking funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    tehehe thats funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love it, very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats not good

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