Santa's 8 Reindeer are retiring and he asked you to name the next 8, what would it be?

The most cleaver or funny ones get the 10 points.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The new names should as follows:

    Headaches

    Backaches

    Complaining

    *********.I.N.G

    Refunds

    Rebates

    Returns

    Re gifting

    So that way when Santa yells out it will sound like this:

    Come Headaches, Backaches, Complaining and *********.i.n.g

    Come Refunds, Rebates, Returns and Re gifting!

    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gummi, Spitnick, John Stamos, Ichi, Blue Faeri, Special Ed, Joni B, Lolli

  • 1 decade ago

    Buddha

    Ganja

    Loco

    Moocah

    Chronic

    Hooch

    Skunk

    Marley

    Have a Jolly Green Christmas!

  • 1 decade ago

    Mars, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune, Saturn, Sunny!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Tobey

    Roger

    Darcy

    Lipton

    Jake

    Jack

    Max

    Smokey

  • 1 decade ago

    Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Mike, and Carol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Comic,Stupid,Dogger,Victor,

    Bismark,Disher,Prankster ,& Rusty...

  • 1 decade ago

    Larry

    Curly

    Moe

    Shemp

    Harpo

    Groucho

    Zeppo

    Chico

    Source(s): After the Stooges and the Marx brothers
  • 1 decade ago

    1.Randolph

    2.Blizzard

    3.Climax

    4.Honor

    5.dickson

    6.liar

    7.Santas A Fat Butt

    8.I want to eat Mrs.Claus

    sorry kinda lost my thoughts so i had to put something

  • 1 decade ago

    I can't really think of any.... but I think Victorias... has got it all figure out!

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