Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Do you know any funny ways to greet someone merry christmas?

or funny sayings/quotes to write on chrismas cards?

thank u all !!!

6 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    say merry christmas in a different language ...

    (there reaction is always funny)

  • 1 decade ago

    Write this on a piece of toilet paper and give it to a friend...preferably one with a sense of humour... "Money is tight, Times are hard, Here's your f*cking Christmas card!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Have a cool yule...Happy Holidaze....or..Hey tell Santa the reindeer droppings will be here next year for him to scoop up!yuk!

  • 1 decade ago

    BAH HUMBUG always works for me.

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  • Ichi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    "Fu8k off you out-of-tune carol-singing monkeys" seems to work

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Puke at 'em!...

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