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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Is Santa Pregnant?

Or just really fat?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Santa is a hermaphrodite. Did you not know? Her/His/It's name is actually Cassantra. Santa is known for delivering more than just christmas presents every year. Where do you think "Baby New Year" comes from?? *wink*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There is a scientific explanation here...

    When Santa decided that he should come but once a year, thus infuriating his wife, he forgot about his problem retained testicle. Thus, as Santa's sack grows, it causes that big bulge in his abdomen. It's really very simple. He is only so very jolly about it because he is an old perv and likes to giggle to himself about emptying his sack, to create a truly white Christmas EVERYWHERE!...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    human males do not get pregnant. what santa is suffering might be obesity but to get to this you have to measure his body mass index.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hes a jolly guy that eats cookies that kids leave from all over the world, hes a little chubby

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  • 1 decade ago

    Santa is calorically challlenged, or something.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    U are an idiot...Santa doesn't even exist!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He is full of 100% pure fat... No Muscles!...

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think he is hiding gifts under his red clothes so he appears fat !!

    ^_^

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    At this point I'd say that he's probably pregnant, Ichi. With what I don't know.....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    really fat

    but there aint no SANTA!

    Merry Xmas!

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