Good joke or not?A young blonde was on vacation and driving thru the Everglades. She wanted 2...?

take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes so badly, but was very upset with the high prices the local stores were asking.

After gettin' very upset with the "no change in prices" attitude of 1 of the clerks, the blonde shouted, "Well then, I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!"The clerk said with a sly, knowing smile, "Go ahead lady,give it a try!" The blonde headed out 2 the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day, the clerk is driving home,and he pulls over 2 the side of the road where he sees the same blonde standing waist deep in murky bayou water,shotgun in hand.Then, he sees a 9-foot gator swimming toward her.Very quickly, she aims, kills the gator and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.Nearby were 7 more of them lying on their backs.The clerk stood on the bank in awe as the blonde struggles 2 git the gator onto its back.Then she looks up and cries in anguish"D***IT...THIS ONES BAREFOOT TOO!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Deeeam u expect me to read all that

  • 1 decade ago

    I see you found jokes at Ebaums World and Killsometime.com

    but you got one of the best ones!!! (copy and paste huh??) just picking on you..good joke. Merry Christmas!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Heard it, it was told better the first time, but good try. Really.

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one. Thumbs up.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL, I love being blonde

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL another EBaumsworld fan, I see! I always like this one LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is an old one.

  • 1 decade ago

    heard it before but its still a goodie lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha i love blond jokes...

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, that is a pretty good one!

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