Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait at the Los Angeles?

International Airport. The first lady was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly lady from the South.

When the conversation drifted to whether they had any children, the Californian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

"Well, isn't that precious," commented the lady from the South.

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

"Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious."

The first woman then asked the Southern lady, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," said the Southern lady.

"Oh, my God! What on Earth for?" asked the first woman.

"Well, for example," the Southern lady replied, "instead of saying, 'Who gives a

****!' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ha ha good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Whoa! So for all these years my Mother in law was really being a Southern Belle?

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha good one

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    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha ha....lol...very charmingly humorous...lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol....very good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny, thanks for the laugh

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