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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke and question?

Joke and question?

There was a couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband had put on his bedlamp to read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her between the legs. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.

The wife got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your clothes off?"

The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."

The husband said, "No, not at all."

The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"

"Oh!", he exclaimed, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"

and what is the funnyest word u have ever hurd for

penis...

vagina...

for me...

penis... bow jangles

vagina... nookie

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  • 1 decade ago
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    vagina..... muffin

    penis..... wang

  • 1 decade ago

    nice

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

    can't think of something

  • 1 decade ago

    penis --> trouser snake addendums

    vagina--> cubby hole

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  • penis... loopyloo

    vagina...hot dog bun

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