Memories of a girls night out?
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were near a graveyard and one of them suggested they go behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
Her friend was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they both made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you!"
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
wow...what SIZE was that CARD that it stayed stuck up there?? that's the real question
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I sent this one out in a forward a few years ago. Haha. It's good.
- DaRkViXeNLv 41 decade ago
LMAO!!! This was hilarious!