heres another joke to rate:)?

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hum that was funnnnnnny

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice One

  • 1 decade ago

    Good joke. I'd give it 7 out of 10.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    hehe

    10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    Made me laugh, and if anything makes me laugh this early in the morning...... You KNOW it's good!!!!! 12 out of 10!!!!!!!

  • It's okay, not the best joke. It's kind of obvious.

  • 1 decade ago

    omg lol hilariously priceless at less the guy was honest

  • 1 decade ago

    Jakshemash...I like!

  • 1 decade ago

    good one...i'll be telling that one at the next party i go to...

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    lost in translation

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