Anonymous asked in Society & CultureOther - Society & Culture · 1 decade ago

Does anyone know any good Zombie Haiku Christmas Carols?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I guess nobody ! Here's a Zombie poem instead....

    As i sit here in this shed

    I can hear the moans and cries

    of all the angry living dead

    Wanting to tear me from inside

    I am trying to stay calm

    But then i see a hand break thru

    And a nasty decayed palm

    Comes in and grabs me too

    I scream and try to get away

    then i see a big shiny knife

    and i decide, i can't stay

    i cut him up, to save my life

    I make a break for my car

    And start running really fast

    but i didn't get very far

    he ate my brains, at last

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