You vs a Sumo?

Suppose you had to fight a Sumo one on one, in a hand-to-hand match, there are no rules save that the option to run away does not exist and it is of course hand-to-hand. How would you win the match? Winning consists of grounding or subduing your opponent here. You get first 'move'. The most creative... show more Suppose you had to fight a Sumo one on one, in a hand-to-hand match, there are no rules save that the option to run away does not exist and it is of course hand-to-hand. How would you win the match? Winning consists of grounding or subduing your opponent here. You get first 'move'.

The most creative answer gets the win.
Update: Tsk, Tsk. The Sumo 'could' be female, you know. lol

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