OK, here are 2 more blonde jokes.....?

1. One blonde is standing on the opposite side of a river from another blonde.

"How do I get to the other side?" asks the first blonde.

"Oh silly!" answers the second blonde. "You are already on the other side!"

2. Two blondes are shopping. The first one pics up a mirror, and thinking its a picture frame, stares intently at it. "Oh my god" she says to her friend, "This girl looks so familiar but I can't remember her name!"

Her blonde friend takes it from her hands, looks at it, and says "Don't be so dumb! It's me, silly!"

7 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thats funny and I know blondes who would actually pull this type of ****

  • louque
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Hahahahhaaaha, i like the 1st one!! How bout those: (and Im blonde in the previous i'm getting shouted at!) Q: How do blonde concepts cells die? A: on my own. Q: what's a blonde's in demand nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: What did the blondes dazzling leg say to her left leg? A: not something, they on no account met. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: because of the fact sheep can not fetch a lager from the refrigerator. :-)

  • 1 decade ago

    FUNY!!! hahaha

    nottt!!! i am a blonde and im so not like dat&^

  • 1 decade ago

    Way too old, buddy

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  • 1 decade ago

    those are pretty good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    there ok. but old, very old.

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