Why didn't my parents spontaneously combust when I was born? I mean, I came after them, didn't I?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Relevance, is this the counter argument to "if we evolved from Monkeys why are there still monkeys"? Im a Christian, even I see the ignorace with that question.

    Good point, by the way.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What are you talking about? Nothing existed before I was born and everyone knows it.

  • Atlas
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I'm sure the doctor gave them a good slap for having wrought you.

  • 1 decade ago

    if we came from ribs and dirt, why are there still ribs and dirt?

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  • 1 decade ago

    weird...

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