frogula12 asked in PetsCats · 1 decade ago

I think I have a problem. I eat cats. I can't get enought of them! What should I do?

Boil 'em, fry 'em, steal it from your neighbor and eat it alive. Either way you're gauranteed to be labeled a monster. I'm a human too you know and I've got feelings for all living animals...especially those delicios cats. I've been thinking of moving to China Town so I won't be ridiculed but embraced, what should I do?

24 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    eat up do`nt feel bad about it,and after you finish eat some dog for a chaser.

  • 4 years ago

    South Carolina is slightly too a ways north for alligators. except you have a document from the situation you're staying that they have got a situation or you propose to enable your cat run loose(no longer a good concept) you ought to no longer have a situation.

  • 1 decade ago

    you are on the cusp of a thriving franchise my dear feline fry daddy. Be bold and recruit some friends as workers and start up your own business. Call your restaraunt "Kitty Fritter." Start slow, but think big. The general public will have a hard time stomaching this at first.

    As you said, eating cats is big in China. If you follow your dreams, it can become common place in the US. So please, go on and serve me up a plate of crispy cat, declawed of course.

    As an aside, I love eating roaches. Any suggestions?

  • 1 decade ago

    Why are Questions like yours allowed on this site..You are very sad person to even think up such a stupid question as this..I really hope that someone reports you..You may think that you are funny but you ARE NOT and you have hurt a lot of feelings on this site..I hope that you will be punished by the right person for such evil thoughts...

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  • Maggie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I think someone shoot cut off your Johnson and fry it up and eat it. I shouldn't be so mean tho' because I think they should share it with you too. I agree with the beagle girl avatar above me.

    You know I think it is amazing that they let questions like this be posted but I get violations when answering questions like this.

  • 1 decade ago

    I heard they eat cats in Argentina- try 2 go there

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I think moving to china would be a good start.

  • 1 decade ago

    Leave the furry ones alone. You'll get fur balls. Try the ones made of leather and if they don't keep your teeth in trim you can always use it on your best mate.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes you certainly do have a problem!!! I won't tell you what I think you should do, because it wouldn't be printable. However I think you need HELP!!!!( in more ways than ONE)

  • 1 decade ago

    yo wats up wit you who in their right mind would eat such a poor and helpless creature?????? go to therepy ..... thats the best advice your gonna get

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