Blonde Joke .................................................................................................?

Blonde Jokes.......................

1) A blonde calls 911, and says her house is on fire.

the dispatcher asks her where her house is

the blonde says she doesn't know

the dispatcher, getting frustrated with her says, Well how are we supposed to get there?

the blonde says Well DUH! Big red truck!

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2) How do you make Anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket.

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3) You do know why a blonde can't make ice cubes, don't you? She doesn't have the recipe!

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4) Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your word processor?

A. All the white out on the screen.

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5) I'm blond and I'm not bothered by blond jokes because I know that a person's hair color has nothing to do with how smart a person is. I just graduated from high school on Saturday with honors and I have already taken college courses while still in high school. I am blond but I'm by no means dumb.

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6) Why did the blonde get confused in the the

bathroom?

She is not used to

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8) Why don't many blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper

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9)How do you drown a blonde?

Put a mirror at the bottom of the swiming pool.

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10) How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

What! And break a fingernail?

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11) How come all blond jokes are all one liners?

So men can understand them!

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12) Blonde and a Brunette jump out of a plane.... who hits the ground first?

The Brunette.... The Blond stops and asks for directions.

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13) "I don't mind when people tell me dumb blonde jokes, cause I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blond."

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14) Who would ask that except a blonde?

Many blondes, the last thing I think about is whether they're stupid or not.

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15) the question is do blonds understand Blondie jokes!

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16)Why did the blonde change her baby's diapers once a week.

The box said "Up to 20 pounds"

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Update 2:

17) How do you know a blond's been at a computer?

Theres lipstick on the joystick

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18) There was two blondes driving and they pulled over so one blonde told the other blonde to check if the blinker on the car was working. so when she was looking and it was blinking on she said "yes its working" and when it blinked off she said"its not working anymore" so the whole time she was like yes no yes no and her friend was so confused. lol dumb blondes

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19) How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None.

Blondes screw just about anyplace else, however ....

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20) Two blondes walking down the street one says "oh no a dead bird" the other one looks into the sky and says "where"

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21) Did you hear the one about the angry blonde on Yahoo! Answers...oh, nevermind :-)

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22) why 80 million blondes girls go back in sky to meet God ?

because God want to give to them a brain

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23)

1. That's not necessary, they already are.

2. Gifted.

3. So that they know when to start doing it all over again!

ps. 3. is just wishful thinking on my part!

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24) 3 women are on the run from the police. a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. they go into a warehouse, but as the police are catching up on them, they hide in sacks. the brunette gets into a sack that says dogs, the redhead gets into a sack that says cats, and the blonde gets into a sack that says potatoes. the police arrive and the brunette says 'woof, woof'. the redhead says 'meow, meow'. the police are about to leave when, the blonde, following what the others have done, says 'potato, potato'. they are arrested immediately

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25) how do you confuse a blonde ???????

sent her in to a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

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9 Answers

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I like no 5, she forgot to give her age though

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    As one blond to another I loved your jokes. Remember the reason we have more fun is because we are smart enough to know how to laugh at ourselves. Maybe we have something to teach the rest of the world.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First of all, congratulations on your graduation. Second, I think you have a fantastic sense of humor, and , lastly, did ya hear about the blonde who ran into the building? You'd think she woulda seen it.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't like those kinds of jokes (even though I got a light smile on my face) coz I find them kinda racist. What if the same kind of jokes went around about blacks?!?

    My sole consolation is when I think of Perish Hilton and say to myself 'these anti-blond jokes must have some truth in them'

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  • 1 decade ago

    cool now here is a song for you dumb blonde by dolly parton.

  • 4 years ago

    You're the BEST! (a facet- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 mins watching on the orange juice can for the reason that it mentioned: "Concentrate..." Blondie used to be hypnotized. "one hundred% natural" Fresh, orange you? = )

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny..

  • Lol there were some good ones in there.

  • 1 decade ago

    cool good one

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