Wich method do you know to kill your BOSS?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Why don't you move up in rank and take his job, driving him to suicide? Slow, painful, and evil. :)

  • gare
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Bore your boss to death, or boor your boss to death, which would you prefer?

    You could take a lot of poison and then as your body starts to try and get rid of it, pee in your boss' coffee pot.

    We could make a huge list and then you take the best one and go do it. Then you get arrested and blame the person on here, no thanks.

    Go get a job where you like the people better or work hard and become your boss' boss.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Kill him by being nicer than he is. Usually, bosses who are complete azzholes and control freaks get very annoyed when their employees don't respond to their nasty behaviors. They are like small children and get pleasure out of seeing their subordinates being miserable. If you show that you are not bugged out by their childish and bullying behavior, they will get very annoyed. Use reverse psychology, it never fails.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Poison him with P-210 (plutonium)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    get him fired. call his boss and tell him you will blow up the building if he doesnt fire him or plant drugs on him. dont kill him. make him kill himself. flatten his tires EVERY night. or call his wife and tell her you are sleeping with him...there are many ways.

  • 1 decade ago

    try the rat poison in the coffe trick

    Source(s): me and chinese kim possible
  • 1 decade ago

    AK47.

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