Funny joke?

A man is out drinking all night and finally comes home, three sheets to the wind, holding a sheep under his arm. He can't even let himself in, so he starts pounding on the door. His wife, very furious at him, answers the door and demands to know where he's been all night.

The drunk man says, "I just wanted you to see the pig that I've been sleeping with!"

His wife says, "You idiot, you're so drunk that you don't even know that thats a sheep"

The man says "I was talking to the sheep!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Ewwwww... bestiality is gross, and HILARIOUS!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that wasen't that funny

    you should try something else

    a different style of jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    not the best. made me chuckle tho

  • 1 decade ago

    that was a good one. it made i larf.

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