Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

another joke for you?

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !

• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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  • 1 decade ago
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    very funny, i liked every one of it. My favorite was a man who surrenders.

    ty for the joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    loved em it remimded me i was smart to never marry

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    those are funny!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    all I can say is cute,cute,cute, thanks for the chuckles,

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