James asked in HealthDiet & Fitness · 1 decade ago

My head is rather large, is there a way i can shrink it. Ive tried squeezing it real hard, any suggestions?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Which head?

  • 1 decade ago

    From Wikipedia - The shrinking process primarily involved the desiccation of the skin. The skull was removed from the head: the maker would make an incision on the back of the neck and proceeded to remove all the skin and flesh from the cranium. Afterwards, they sewed the eyelids shut and held the mouth together with splinters. Fat from the flesh of the head was removed. The flesh was then boiled in water in which a number of herbs containing tannins were steeped, then dried with hot rocks and sand, while being molded by the preparer to retain its human feature. The lips were sewn shut, and various decorative beads were added to the head.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    first find a spotted cow, you will need to milk this cow for about 10 minutes. Take its milk in a bucket and let it sit overnight. Next you will need fifteen toes, four frogs and a hairless cat. Put these in a bowl with sugar. Blend until creamy. Then rub this on your head for six minutes.

    this should help!

    love,

    bob

  • 1 decade ago

    If possible (and I truly doubt it is) try thinking less. Your brain will get smaller, thus your head will shrink. Good luck with this.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    unless you are less than 2 years age, you really cant expect to shrink you rhead - even if you did, you would be causing damage to your brain that you would actually beleive you are doing the right thing!!!

    think of it this way - you have more brains than the others. feel better?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You squeeze your head to shrink it? Ummm, that will only give you headaches, not shrink it.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha why on earth would you want to shrink it??I hope you've got a brain in there otherwise we're in trouble :P

    there's nothing wrong with having a big head,my bf has one hehe :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Grow the rest of your body. Drink plenty of milk and eat lots of protein. Stay away from pop.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry your head is freaky. Maybe you should get it tattooed and nobody will notice the size, just the decor.

  • 1 decade ago

    Have you tried putting your head in a vise and winding it really really tight?

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