What will your letter to Santa say?

Mine would say something like this;

Dear Santa,

I have been good all year. My daughter has been good all year. My 6 year old son has been good all year. My 4 year old son (*looks over at son writing on walls*) says hi.

LOL what would yours say.

Update:

duhman, yep thats where i got it. last sundays paper. it good to know im not the only person suck in this desolated place. LOL

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  • 1 decade ago
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    sounds like a garfield cartoon,

    but i would say,

    dear santa, can i have a good woman or peace in the middle east? i'll send a map of that area,,,,,,

    i just know he wants a copy of that map

    j/k lol

  • Greg B
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Dear Resident

    You may have already won 10 Million dollars!

    Something like that...

  • x
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    "Dear Fatso,

    Where the hell are those identical twin bikini model/yoga teachers you promised me last year? Enjoy the milk and cookies."

    *<:-D>

  • 1 decade ago

    why you sorry miserable sob. i have been doing all of the work buying presents for my kids and you are getting all of the credit? BITE ME SANTA!! lol

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Dear Santa,

    Come soon, I'm out of money........

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, isn't that children! Spoil my son to the extent of his behavior!

  • Dear Santa,

    I have been very good. So bite my shiny metal A.s.s.!

  • 1 decade ago

    mine* pppssst, i got those under ground cookie's everyone is looking for...... call me!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "no need to stop this year".

  • 1 decade ago

    bring more beer.

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