Did you hear Joel Osteen's Sunday night Joke? After God made Adam he said, "I am going to give you a helpmate

She will be called 'woman' and she will be your friend, she will cook for you, clean your home, be kind and gentle, be your helper, when you argue, she will be the first one to admit you are right." Adam said, "What would she cost me?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can you give me for a rib?" The rest is history.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Lol! No I didn't hear that one! Joel Osteen's sermons are great.

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    5 years ago

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  • LCee
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Cute

  • Marsha
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yeah Joel has quite a sense of humor......appreciate many of his comments just hope he always remembers the Word is what is most important not the comedy.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats funny... yeah, that's funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    no i didnt but it is funny...

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL .... so true. :)

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