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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceTrivia · 1 decade ago

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Because no one is getting married these days.

    This from HUMRI.COM:

    A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom.

    When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

    Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

    A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.

    He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

  • Because there's really nothing very funny about the poor guy who puts up with mom in law on a daily basis. pity him

  • 1 decade ago

    You only feel sympathy for a man married to a crazy megalomaniac.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Because women won't stoop that low.

    Why waste time complaining?

    We just bury the slime-ball.

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  • Lara D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hey you are sooooooooo right!

    u always hear about the annoying mother in law, but that's it!

  • 1 decade ago

    Because we are nice guys and try harder.

  • 1 decade ago

    idk...no one has made them up yet. I guess.

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