Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

My testicles were very cold this morning,so I dangled them over the toaster and naturally they caught fire?

How do I explain this to the doctor? "Hey doc, funny thing happeed this morning".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You did it, now you get to explain it! LOL

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think you should walk into the Dr's office proudly and not only tell him the truth, but do it in a really loud high pitched voice so that all of his other patients can hear you. Add in a funny, spirited dance too, one that jiggles your package. That way, he'll think you're clinically insane and won't make fun of you for toasting yourself.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I have the distinct feeling that if you really did catch your "goods" on fire you wouldn't be on here asking questions.

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  • misery
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Well, man, I'm sure the doctor has heard of worse things than that...

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  • 1 decade ago

    At least you have something to remember every holiday...

    Gives new meaning to "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. "

    Source(s): ♦attempting humor
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  • 1 decade ago

    Idiot walking er limping good luck there dude

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  • AL
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I hope the doctor told you that he hoped you enjoyed them for your lunch.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you might be the first living person to be eligible for a darwin award. congrats.

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  • Zippy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    sing him that song...

    "chestnuts roasting over an open fire"

    he'll understand

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one

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