johnny gets a job?

Little Johnny got a prime clerk's job at the local department store. One day, a young pretty girl strolled up to the fabric store's counter where Johnny was working and asked:

"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"That fabric Mam, is only one kiss per yard," Little Johnny smirked.

"That's fine," replied the little girl, "I'll take ten yards please."

With anticipation and excited expectation written all over his face, Little Johnny hurriedly measured out the ten yards, perfectly wrapped up the cloth and held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing just behind her: "Grandpa Fester will pay the bill," she smiled...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Score - that would be a 10 !!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaahahahahahaha and a hahaahahahaaah 4 the road!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Smart girl!!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOVE UR JOKE...LOL

    LOVE U LOTS

    PEANUT

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    this is helarious.....maybe he shouldnt be such a perv so thatz wat he gets

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