Should I help the principal polish his bald head with turtle wax?

I can't stand Principal Waxerflax! He's highly allergic to kindergardener snot.....should I rub that all over his head? That snot stuff is easy to find.... those kindergardeders leave snot trails were ever they go.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Are you playing a role playing game?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Don't use turtle wax. Use that cool stuff people use on their cars called Black Glass to make his head extra shiny. After you finish, stand him out in the sun and make all the kids look directly at him. The blinding reflecting rays of the sun are sure to hurt their eyes and punish them for leaving those snot trails that you described.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Wow! This is a real change! Usually your hating on the ladies... Lots of men look great bald. And no, don't use turtle wax... YOU would STINK, and you don't want that...

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah you should tell him he's being treated to a "special day at the spa". He'll go for it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    only if the satisfaction would REALLY be worth it; it may mean your job

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sure, and let us know how that works for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Just don't polish his pole- that would probably be illegal.

  • 1 decade ago

    BITE THE WAX TADPOLE.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If you want to. ^_^

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