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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Rabbi, Priest, Minister Joke?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are fishing out in the middle of a lake. Suddenly, the priest gets up, says he needs a drink, steps OUT of the boat, and walks across the water to the lodge on the shore gets a drink, then walks back and sits down. After a while, the minister gets up, says he needs a snack, and does the same thing. After a while, the rabbi says he needs to go to the bathroom. He gets up, steps out of the boat, and sinks to the bottom. The priest, surprised, looked at the minister and said "_____________________________________________________________________?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Didn't you tell him where the stepping stones were?

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  • 3 years ago

    Priest, minister and rabbi are out fishing. Priest says: "i would like a soda. i'd be decrease back." The Priest jumps off the boat and walks on water to get his soda. Minister says: "i would like a soda too." Minister jumps off the boat and walks on water to get a soda. Rabbi says: "Dang, i'm thirsty too." Rabbi jumps off and splashes contained in the water. Priest says to minister: "imagine we ought to continually have informed him the position the rocks were."

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    1 decade ago

    "Now that he's gone lets go find some little boys!"

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  • 1 decade ago

    "I'll bet that Jew didn't pay his tithes".

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'll be damned???

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