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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Chuck Norris hates Jackie Chan... Why is that?

14 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    he doesn't chuck was the man in his time and now it's jackies time where did you get your info

    ) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the

    probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    2) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    3) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't

    you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured

    this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever

    saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.

    4) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and

    includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck

    Norris has not had To pay taxes ever.

    6) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck


    7) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is

    afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    8) As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away

    in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to

    the1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in

    professional football history.

    9) A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

    handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

    belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park


    10) Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't

    the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as

    the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

    11) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

    12) At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse

    kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.

    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

    Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

    Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with

    cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

    We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    Source(s): i love them both
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  • Ann
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Hulk Jackie Chan Arnold Schwarzenegger Thor James Bond Chris Rock Gordon Ramsay Wolverine Jason Vorhees Mad Max

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because Jackie Chan can whip Chuck's AS$!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


    Jackie does ALL his own stunts,

    Jackie is a fantastic person

    Jackie can any day of the week beat Chuck in any movie making , Jackie's movies are better...Jackie is a better actor...

    Jackie any day of the week can beat Chuck all the time....

    Chuck was a champ at fighting int he ring for a few years, but....

    I have more but this is enough...

    good luck


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  • 1 decade ago

    Jealousy? They're both good but in a fight, Jackie would kick Chuck's a** all up and down the street!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because Jackie Chan lost his virginity after his father.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    cause jackie chan is awesome

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because Chuck sucks and Jackie is better. Also, Chuck is gay.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because Chuck has red hair and Jakie has black hair?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    never heard of that, but mr chan can kick some ***

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