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just joking???????

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and

the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she

sits

alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she

took to

drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she

hasn't >been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on

celebrating

that

long?"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL Oh how true! How true!

  • 1 decade ago

    the man deserves that remark fr his wife for openly staring at another

    woman right in front of her face!

    nice!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good One !!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL THATS SO WRONG!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Thanks for the lunchtime laugh!

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