What's a good way to castrate yourself?

Without a doctor.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The rubber band thing... make sure its tight... it hurts for awhile then you stop feeling them before they turn black and rot off.... works on farm animals anyway...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    rent a guillotine. its quick, effective and historically accurate

    next weeks lesson: how to give yourself a labotomy without a doctor (which I recommend for you)

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  • Maple
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You need to practice first - take out your own appendix and your own tonsils and then you'll be ready to chop away. After they let you out of the hospital.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    With piglets they just tie a rubber band around the scrotum real tight and they fall off it a few weeks...probably would work for you.

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  • al
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Do you have a clue what you are asking? But to answer with a very sharp knife

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What the hell would you want to do that for????

    You need help if you are truely considering to do that to yourself!!!

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  • brock
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Buy an axe

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You got to be kidding me? That is extremely dangerous and stupid.

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  • 1 decade ago

    put some taco sauce on it, then chop

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  • 1 decade ago

    miss bobbet comes to mind...

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