Hilarious Joke????

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.

This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    LOL

    now let me go change my pants I just pissed all over them!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yea I heard that one before pretty funny.

    One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Poor Chuck, maybe he just wanted to take her out in his truck, have dinner at a potluck, and eat some roast duck...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Chuck can be really be chucking to the father, who misunderstand what can of man is chuck, for his daughter needs not to be chuck by any man, so he has to protect her interest. Chucking can also mean fornication with her.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha awsome jokes

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it was kind of funny, maccnthabox is still #1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I laughed a bit. But I don't get it. My answer is no.

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  • 1 decade ago

    and her name was?

    sorry just not an "A"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL.....I liked that one, very funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow that was very good

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