old ladies.....?

An 80 year-old lady ran into the police station shouting : help! help! somebody raped me!!!. The astounded police man tries to calm her down and asks, "Oh lady, when and where did it occur? at what time of the day?" , and the old lady responds "oh! it was about 60 years ago!" .

And the police man says: "how come you tell this until now?", and the olod lady says : "Oh! i just love to remember it everytime again and again!"

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  • mousie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    that one doesn't do it for me hunny - post another one for giggles

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  • 1 decade ago

    An old man is on the corner, crying. The policeman said to him, "What's wrong?" The old man says"I'm married to a young beautiful blonde who takes good care of me." The policeman says"So, why are you crying?" The old man says""cause I can't remember where I live"

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  • 1 decade ago

    It is a good joke

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not very funny!, does anyone know any good jokes besides me?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thats an okay one...

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  • 1 decade ago

    not so funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    NOT FUNNY

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  • 1 decade ago

    HHHHMMMMM

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ok.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ah.............NOT

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