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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

little johnny strikes again?

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or that's Michael; he's a doctor.'"

Little Johnny's voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    you just made my day! :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thats funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    In biology class, same teacher says "Little Johnny, use urinate in a sentence" Little Johnny says "(Urinate) You're an eight, You'd be a 10 if your boobs were bigger."

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  • 1 decade ago

    CLAP CLAP CLAP thumbs up that was funny Cuddles

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  • 1 decade ago

    And dars little Johnny; hes a comedian!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL thats good one

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  • LOL that was funnnnny

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  • soxfan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    i like that balls funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Eh... kinda...

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

    that waz hiliarious!

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