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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Any "Your Momma Jokes"?

I'll give you best answer if you give me a really good one.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Yo mamma is so fat it takes TWO buses and a train to get on her good side.

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  • Your momma is soooooo trashy she gave out condoms and her phone numbers as treats to the teenage boys on Halloween.

    Your momma is so fat when she stands up the fat wrinkles separate and it sounds like Velcro exploding

    Your momma is so ugly that when the Priest was baptizing her the holy water evaporated before it hit her face

    Your momma is so stupid she bought a Tivo for the phone because she kept forgetting who called....

    Your momma is so trashy her hair weave includes a credit card machine on the back of her neck so her clients can pay while they ride.

    Need any more?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Your momma's like a race car,

    She burns 8 rubbers a day.

    Your momma's like a shotgun,

    give her a cock and she's ready to blow.

    Your momma's like a light switch,

    a two year old could turn her on.

    Your momma's teeth are so yellow,

    when she yawns - traffic slows down.

    Your momma's so fat,

    she sat on a train - came out the subway.

    Your momma's so ugly,

    went into a haunted house - came out with a job application.

    Your momma's so stupid,

    she got hit by a parked car.

    Your momma's so poor,

    her crack dealer takes food stamps.

    Your momma's so stupid,

    she went to a fortune teller - yelling - "how much do I get?"

    Your momma has more illegitimate children than Jessie Jackson.

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  • Zach S
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yo mommas so fat, she has more rolls then a bakery.

    Yo mommas so fat, shes the reason they added a carpool lane.

    Yo mommas so ugly, she doesn't have a birth certificate, she has an apology.

    Yo mommas so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Your momma's so fat, NASA called...they want their satellites back.

    Your momma's so big, when she walked in front of the tv, I missed an entire season of Seinfeld.

    Your momma's so dumb, she gave birth to an orphan.

    Your momma's so stupid she divorced her husband so she could marry her ex, the same guy.

    Your momma's so smelly, she mistakenly gets picked up by the trash man every week. Trash man keeps sayin' ... ain't no mistake...

    Your momma's so nasty, even the cottage cheese from her legs throws up.

    Your momma's so weird, mimes are afraid of her.

    Your momma's so scary, she's in all the monster's nightmares.

    Your momma's so foul, even the Teamsters are offended.

    Your momma's so awful, the devil farted, laughed, and called her by name.

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  • 1 decade ago

    1. Yo mamma so fat shes got more chins than a chineese phone book

    2. Yo mama is so poor that she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.

    3. Yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money.

    4. Yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how

    long she slept.

    5. Yo mama is so ugly that she stuck her head out the window,and got arrested for disturbing the peace.

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  • YO MOMMA IS SO FAT , SHE CAN JUMP UP AND GET STUCK !

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY , SHE HAS TO SNEAK UP ON A MIRROR !

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY , SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW , AND WAS ARRESTED FOR MOONING

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY , SHE TURNED MEDUSA TO STONE !

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE , AND WAS MUGGED BY TWO ROACHES !

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUNCES FOOD STAMPS !

    YO MOMMA IS SO OLD , HER SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS 1 ........LOL

    HOPE THESE HELP ...TAKE CARE.....GR1M

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ok, you better buckle up...

    Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came popin out.

    Your mama is so stupid, she stole a free sample.

    Your mama is so ugly, she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

    Your mama is like jelly, she's easy to spread.

    Your mama is like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

    Your mama is like a door knobe, every body gets a turn.

    Your mama is so poor, that when I took her skate borad she said "hey, who stole the family car?"

    Your mama's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, she made the whole world shine.

    Your mama is so stupid, I said it was chilly out side, she went in and grabed a bowl, and a spoon.

    Your mama so small she can holla hoop through a cheer-eo.

    Your mama so stupid, I said christmas was just around the corner and she went lookin for it.

    Your mama is so fat, that the last time she seen 9 1 2 1 0 was on a bathroom scale.

    My list goes on, but I think I won!!! :)

    Source(s): My source is many moma joke battles
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  • 1 decade ago

    your mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

    your mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    your mama so fat she went to an amusement park and people tried to ride her!

    your mama so ugly when she was born her mama said "look at this treasure" then her daddy said "yeah lets go bury it!"

    your mamas house is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza

    your mama is so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp

    your mama is so nasty she went swimming and created the dead sea

    your mamas hair is so nappy she has to take tylenol to comb it

    your mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

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  • RIDLEY
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yo momma so ugly that Rice Crispies won't talk to her!

    Or, Let's get off mommas, cause I just got off of yours.

    Your mommas so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

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