Do Canadian Geese have a secret weapon to help them with their global domination ambitions?

Answer 1

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As a matter of fact they do. You see, Canadian Geese actually are not native to Earth. They originally came to this planet when a meteor crashed into a field in Canada. A trace ammount of extraterrestrial DNA was released from the meteor's core and infected hundreds of local birds who in turned birthed a new breed which we commonly refer to as the Canadian Goose. This new species bred rapidly. Soon after they were discovered, it was apparant that these violant creatures sought global domination due to their widespread increasing numbers.

What the general public does not know, is that every time one of these birds defecates, the alien DNA seeps into the ground and surrounding waterways, infecting the rest of the local populas. Some counties, due to these birds over-population, are hunting them and using the meat to feed the homeless (at least they do in Milwaukee... seriously) furthering the infiltration of the DNA into mainstream society.

According to a recent report from the World Health Organization and the Alliance for Global Unity, they believe that over 65% of the native species have been infected by the DNA and fear that by the year 2016 the Canadian Geese will have sucessfully overtaken vast portions of the planet unless they are stopped.

Answer 2

Look, I know Canadian Geese can be bullies, but really, if you become obsessed by them, they'll have won the war! Run at them with a big stick and shout "Raaaaaaaa!!" as loudly and scarily as you can, and they'll back down!

Answer 3

Yes

Answer 4

Yes.

Answer 5

Goose Poop, the use it everywhere and against all enemies. It is even used to deny territory like lawns to their enemies.

Answer 6

Of course they do! But if I divulged that information, it wouldn't be secret anymore, now would it?

Answer 7

Woud you stop already with these geese questions????

Answer 8

yes they have WMDs that can be used in 45 mins, wait that sounds familiar.

Answer 9

The ducks. I never trusted them.

Answer 10

Put the drugs away.