Where do they keep the 70 virgins?

Seriously, I would like to meet one. I've never met one that was of consenting age. What do they look like? Would I know one if I saw one?

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    Trust me you'd know..

    They all look like Roseanne barr

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The same place where they keep the "pork" for McRibs.

  • 1 decade ago

    most virgiins are fat and butt ugly where no one ones them

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