fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been ******?"

The fellow said, "No."

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    pretty good pretty good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1-10 I give it a 7.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG! I just heard this joke at school for the first time yesterday! But it was different..instead of Fcked, he said screwed and she had thrown him in the ocean and said "now you're screwed"

  • 1 decade ago

    How was he able to get to the beach and spread a blanket out if he had no arms or legs ?

    LOL /JK ...he he he

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  • jess l
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oh mannnnnnnnnnn now raunchy! well i guess it's kinda funny but more corny than anything...sorry!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha thats just too funny

  • Jocko
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    OLD,but good,But they throw him in the sea and say NOW you FU.KED..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha thats cool

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha thats funny!!!!!!!!!! one question though how did he get there in the first place?

  • 1 decade ago

    i like timcurrylover version better

  • 1 decade ago

    old but still cute and kinda cruel!

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