Adam S asked in Entertainment & MusicMovies · 1 decade ago

im lookin for some hilarious or stupid movie quotes just give em?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    UPDATE-THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!!!!

    Larry the Cable Guy-Health Inspector-"I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl"

    It's not from a movie, but I love on King of the Hill when Bobby Hill says to his dad Hank, "what am I suppose to do, not dance with a dog."

    LOL, cracks me up every time!!

    How about from Hairspray "fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the dressing room door."

  • 4 years ago

    that is from the guy contained in the Iron mask. that is continually humored me and my friends. Athos: what's Porthos doing? Aramis: walking into the barn bare, or so it would want to look. Athos: yet what's he doing? Aramis: about to carry himself I could imagine, he's been threatening to do it for months. Athos: carry himself? Aramis: If Porthos is keen to end his existence, he's sure to seek the prospect, isn't he? Porthos: [he places the rope round his neck and prepares to bounce] Farewell merciless international... farewell to ineffective Porthos. [jumps] Athos: [Aramis and Athos are observing the progression from the exterior] What replaced into that? Aramis: that is all good; I sawed the beam. [the progression instantly collapses, and Athos stares at Aramis in disbelief] Aramis: nicely, i'm a genius, not an engineer! Porthos: Aramis! You sawed the beam! You knew i might want to i attempt to carry myself and also you sawed the beam! Aramis: of route I knew! And now that you've were given the idea of killing your self out of your head you may give up boring everybody and be functional for a replace. And placed some clothing on!

  • 1 decade ago

    Ask Me About My Wiener!!! from Accepted

    dat was hilarious some guy was wearing a hot dog costume saying dat

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    1 decade ago

    In National Lampoon's European Vacation, Chevy Chase is sitting on the airplane and the flight attendant asks him if he wants a soda in the can, he turns around and looks to the back of the plane where the bathroom is and says "No, I'll have it right here!" Love that line. ha ha

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  • 1 decade ago

    ace ventura pet detective.

    Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?

    Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime.

    Ace: Your number still 911?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    From "Coming To America", with Eddie Murphy as the lead singer of a really awful band:

    "Sexual Chocolate!"

    (out of 1000 people in the audience, 3 people clap)

    (stomps) "Sexual Chocolate!"

    (A couple of people clap)

    (Murphy holds out arms and drops microphone, then points himself off the stage)

    Classic!

  • 1 decade ago

    Here are a couple from the movie Airplane " Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? " and " You ever seen a grown man naked? "

  • Jack Nicholson to his psychiatrist in "one flew over the cuckoo's nest: "Doc, you'd go crazy too if you saw that 17 year old beaver right there in your face"

  • 1 decade ago

    "Tina, you fat lard, eat your food!" Napoleon Dynamite

    "How ironic. We screwed with the sharks, and now the sharks are screwing with us." Deep Blue Sea

    "I'm tired of these mother bleapin snakes on this mother bleapin plane!" Snakes on a Plane

    "Hold my pie." I, Robot

    "And WHAT is that SMELL?!" Independence Day

    "Who we gonna crush?"

    "THE GUARDS!"

    "Who we gonna kill?"

    "THE GUARDS!"

    "Who we gonna kiss?"

    "The guards!"

    "Gotcha." The Longest Yard

    "The pen... is blue." Liar, Liar

  • 1 decade ago

    These are good quotes and some make you think.

    Don't be fooled by the name of the film. It's probably crap, but the writer did a good job.

    They are from End of Days (1999)

    Father Kovak: Do you believe in God?

    Jericho Cane: Maybe once, not anymore.

    Father Kovak: What happened?

    Jericho Cane: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.

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    Father Kovak: He was doing God's work.

    Jericho Cane: So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?

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    Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.

    Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.

    Father Kovak: Wait a few days.

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    The Man: How can you expect to defeat me when you are just a man and I am forever?

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    Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.

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    Chicago: What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?

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    Chicago: It's official: I'm never sleeping again.

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    Chicago: I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.

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    Satan: Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he ****** you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.

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    Satan: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."

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    Jericho Cane: Who the **** are you?

    Satan: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.

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    The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey kid, nice shirt.

    Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] **** you man.

    [Skates into the road]

    The Man: [Whispers] Hey Kid.

    [The skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a car]

    The Man: ....Nice shirt.

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    [about God]

    Satan: Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.

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    Jericho Cane: Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

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    Satan: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.

    Jericho Cane: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a ******* choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

    Satan: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.

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    Pope: We're not afraid to die for our cause.

    Jericho Cane: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!

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    Satan: Just tell me what you want.

    Jericho Cane: I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.

    Satan: Well, you see, the problem is...

    [grabs Jericho and lifts him]

    Satan: ... sometimes Hell comes to YOU!

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    Jericho Cane: They're not real.

    Satan: Would that matter?

    Jericho Cane: Oh, yes.

    Satan: I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.

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    Father Kovak: We can't prevent evil by doing evil!

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    Satan: [to pope] For a thousand years you've waited for my return. Behold, you have failed. And with your dying breath, you will bear witness to the End of Days.

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    Satan: [to police guard] The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.

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    [Chicago and Jericho find a pentagram traced in red]

    Chicago: I don't think this is paint.

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    Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?

    Jericho Cane: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.

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    Jericho Cane: They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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    Jericho Cane: Take it easy... we're the good guys.

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    [after sniffing Jericho]

    Satan's Blind Gatekeeper: You have much hatred and vengeance in your heart... you may pass.

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    Jericho Cane: Sky Two, get the **** down here, now!

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    Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.

    Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?

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    Christine York: I've seen him in my dreams. They're nightmares, really. In the dreams, he takes me, and makes love to me.

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    The Man: [speaking to Christine] You think I came here to hurt you? I didn't come here to hurt you. I came here to love you. Give yourself to me.

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