Are there any things I can excuse myself from by mentioning that I have a Cheerio stuck in my lung?

I really don't know if I do, but I have felt as though I did ever since I ate Cheerios for breakfeast. I just want to use this excuse while it lasts, and it does hurt...

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  • waggy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    You can excuse yourself from auditioning for that new boyband, as it will give your voice a deeper tone and might make some of those dance routines tricky. You could also use it as an excuse for getting out of ball room dance practice as if you got to close to your partner whilst doing a salsa, it could lead to an involuntary exit of the cheerio and all kinds of embarrassment. You could also use it as an excuse from doing yet an another advertising campaign for Cheerios as you are showing some of the potential damaging side effects of the potential lethal breakfast cereal.

    I hope this helps trigger off your creative genius, my friend!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OK let's see you could probably use this for many occasions, lets review some of the situations where you have needed an excuse: Oh i know when you went to a fancy dinner party thing and that woman was touching your behind with a spoon. You could have not attended that with your excuse so next time if there is a party say you can't i have a cheerio in my lung.

    Next you could use it as an excuse for the neighbour girl not to come over. Doesn't she randomly stop by? Well if she does don't open the door and tell her there is a cheerio in your lung and that she can't come around for a while.

    You could use it simply as an excuse not to go to work. How is work wasn't there someone that bothered you or wanted to lock you in a closet or something...??? hmmm well just to get out of work would be good.

    Oh if you picked up hockey or skating yet and you still don't feel comfortable skating on the ice just say you have a cheerio in your lung.

    hmmm... i think that is all i can think of right now, but i hope this helps or at least springs up more ideas of when you can use this excuse.

    and i hope the pain goes away from that cheerio in the lung do let us know when you are better...

  • 1 decade ago

    Well you can use it as an excuse to get out of going to work!

    sorry to go off subject but I've read many of your questions and i must say that they are quite hilarious! And some of your responses to the questions were as well very hilarious. You have many fans, because i saw a few of the same people answer all your questions.

    Well never mind i like your questions and this one i would say just try to get out of going to work or if you have something you need to attend such as a wedding or something then you can use a cheerio in the lung excuse!

  • Expat
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Pretty sure you can get out of Yodeling and Free-diving contests. If you act up a bit you can possibly be excused from vigorous sex and doing that really embarrassing looking dance-video machine.

    Ah, yeah, and I am pretty sure that you can be excused from anything that would require an intellect sharper than a bowl of jello.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If it were in a lung you would have either choked to death or have been in severe respiratory distress. I think it went down your esophagus with some difficulty as to cause you some lasting sensation and or discomfort. Good luck and try to chew your food more thoroughly and take more time to enjoy your meals.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ya, i was eating a cheerios as a fell of my chair and presto you have an excuse

  • 1 decade ago

    You are an inspiration to children everywhere. They would be honored by the true master of inhaling food. Personally I would never admit I inhaled breakfast cereal. That would be very embarrassing.

  • DA R
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I think the thing you can use this as an excuse for is not having to ask questions at YahooAnswers. We will understand if you decide that you are too ill or injured to be able to participate. Considering, maybe you should not be answering questions either.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well just mention you have no common sence or idea of how the human anatomy works and you can be excused from the rest of the population

  • 1 decade ago

    don't do anything you never know if the cheerio might breed and cause an infection.

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