Following the instructions are always fruitful ;- a naughty joke?

Miss Bea, the church ORGANIST, was in her eighties and had never been married she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One day Pastor visited her home and she invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing the ORGAN kept in the sitting room, the young Pastor noticed... show more Miss Bea, the church ORGANIST, was in her eighties and had never been married she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One day Pastor visited her home and she invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing the ORGAN kept in the sitting room, the young Pastor noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, a condom! Imagine his shock, and curiosity surprise!! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to talk. The Pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating condom, but finally he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last year and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to open and put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know....I haven't had a cold all winter!"
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