Two hindus boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little pakistani guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the hindus. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the hindu in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the pakistani. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the hindu picked up the pakistani's shoe and spat in it.When the pakistani returned with the coke, the other hindu said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the pakistani obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other hindu picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The pakistani returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the pakistani slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened."How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"