Why do men like love at first sight...?

that will save them a lot of time...

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Update:

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    I liked em both, they're classics!

    Paulo, if you're going to tell a joke trying to slam females at least get the joke right. It's PMS, not PMT.

    Some of my favorites, on both sides of the coin. FAIR WARNING: Some of them are slightly off color.

    Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?

    A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

    Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    A. His body.

    Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?

    A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

    Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?

    A. Its Braille for "suck here".

    And a couple just for Paulo:

    Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?

    A. Because they're all pigs.

    Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?

    A. Lipstick.

  • bacca
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    no longer each and all of the time. a super form of the adult males i've got dated or am pals wit did no longer like me whilst they first met me. They theory i became purely a widespread tremendously lady yet whilst they have been given 2 no me they began 2 lik me greater then pals.Its conceivable 2 locate love previously each and every thing sight.I no i did and particular u can love at fourth sight 2. Itz style of a similar component.

  • Heista
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • 1 decade ago

    What's the difference between BSE and PMT?

    Ones mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    men see face and figure but love I dont think so

  • 1 decade ago

    Aw, that's not nice. Some men are alright....

  • Belle
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Right on!! LMAO.. Detroitbrats answers are cool too.. :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the second one is funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    tee hee hee

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL........love the second one

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