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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Who would win in a fight, Touchdown Jesus or His Noddliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The one with bigger balls. Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pasta be upon Him, would pwn Touchdown Jesus every time.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Judge Aquinas scores it 110 - 106 for Touchdown Jesus...

    ... Judge Nietzsche scores it 109 - 103 for His Noddliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

    ...And Judge Wittgenstein scores it 109 - 109...

    We have a three way split! It's a draw! Incredible, ladies and gentlemen. Incredible! There will have to be a rematch on this one! The crown is very angry... Not happy with this decision at all... Loud jeers to be heard!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Touchdown Jesus by 12

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    in case you advise: "Which of the two could maximum probable knock down the different?" then the respond is very user-friendly. Your fictitious spaghetti monster could knock down Jesus. Why? because of the fact Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely against His concepts.

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  • 1 decade ago

    FSM, obviously. Look how many noodly appendages he has compared to TJs mere 2 hands. Plus the meatball could do some damage.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    FSM hands down.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus, who is the almighty God. Hands down.

  • Ana
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    FSM all the way.

    RAmen.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hummm..........I'm thinking.......hold on........Oh no!..."overload".....can't go on.........ugh.

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