Does any one know the words to the theam song for MASH 4077?

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come on guys give them to me.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Lyrics to the song 'Suicide is Painless'

    Through early morning fog I see

    visions of the things to be

    the pains that are withheld for me

    I realize and I can see...

    [REFRAIN]:

    that suicide is painless

    It brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    I try to find a way to make

    all our little joys relate

    without that ever-present hate

    but now I know that it's too late, and...

    [REFRAIN]

    The game of life is hard to play

    I'm gonna lose it anyway

    The losing card I'll someday lay

    so this is all I have to say.

    [REFRAIN]

    The only way to win is cheat

    And lay it down before I'm beat

    and to another give my seat

    for that's the only painless feat.

    [REFRAIN]

    The sword of time will pierce our skins

    It doesn't hurt when it begins

    But as it works its way on in

    The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

    [REFRAIN]

    A brave man once requested me

    to answer questions that are key

    is it to be or not to be

    and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

    [REFRAIN]

    'Cause suicide is painless

    it brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    ...and you can do the same thing if you please.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The theme song in the begginning of every episode has no words, but here they are to Auicide Is Painless:

    'Suicide is Painless'

    Through early morning fog I see

    visions of the things to be

    the pains that are withheld for me

    I realize and I can see...

    [REFRAIN]:

    that suicide is painless

    It brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    I try to find a way to make

    all our little joys relate

    without that ever-present hate

    but now I know that it's too late, and...

    [REFRAIN]

    The game of life is hard to play

    I'm gonna lose it anyway

    The losing card I'll someday lay

    so this is all I have to say.

    [REFRAIN]

    The only way to win is cheat

    And lay it down before I'm beat

    and to another give my seat

    for that's the only painless feat.

    [REFRAIN]

    The sword of time will pierce our skins

    It doesn't hurt when it begins

    But as it works its way on in

    The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

    [REFRAIN]

    A brave man once requested me

    to answer questions that are key

    is it to be or not to be

    and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

    [REFRAIN]

    'Cause suicide is painless

    it brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    ...and you can do the same thing if you please.

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  • Through early morning fog I see

    visions of the things to be

    the pains that are withheld for me

    I realize and I can see...

    [REFRAIN]:

    that suicide is painless

    It brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    I try to find a way to make

    all our little joys relate

    without that ever-present hate

    but now I know that it's too late, and...

    [REFRAIN]

    The game of life is hard to play

    I'm gonna lose it anyway

    The losing card I'll someday lay

    so this is all I have to say.

    [REFRAIN]

    The only way to win is cheat

    And lay it down before I'm beat

    and to another give my seat

    for that's the only painless feat.

    [REFRAIN]

    The sword of time will pierce our skins

    It doesn't hurt when it begins

    But as it works its way on in

    The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

    [REFRAIN]

    A brave man once requested me

    to answer questions that are key

    is it to be or not to be

    and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

    [REFRAIN]

    'Cause suicide is painless

    it brings on many changes

    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    ...and you can do the same thing if you please.

    You're Welcome!

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  • 1 decade ago

    The song is called "Suicide Is Painless". The singer had a last name of Mandel.

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  • 1 decade ago

    the song is called suicide is painless. seems kind of strange but we used to sing that song in music class when i was in junior high.probably would not be pol. correct these days!

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  • 1 decade ago

    The song is called "Suicide is Painless", but I don't know all the words.

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  • 1 decade ago

    it's called "suicide is painless." go to lyrics.com and type in the title, you'll see the lyrics. very twisted song.

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  • holden
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You'' find theme at the link below:

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  • 1 decade ago

    Try lyrics.com. It's called "suicide is painless".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    is there words?

    oh i guess so, well i dont know then

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