Care to read a funny joke?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful

blond woman waving at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where

he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think your the father of one

of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever

been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you

the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love

to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet

celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your

son's math teacher."

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  • G
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    Thanx for lifting my spirits.

    Just had an argument with my family

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was funny as hell,and it was messed up how he just gave his self away like that he should have waited till she said who she was.But funny joke,people know they can come up with some funny stuff.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's worth a chuckle but it's not hilariously funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was pretty good, made me smile and think for a moment

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny as heck im crying

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  • 1 decade ago

    weeee heee heee heee haaw haawww hawwww

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very good you should write comedy for MONEY.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha nice

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

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